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Beauty of believe in Allah

Agar wo nahi deta mujhe jab me mangta hon.

To phir yaqeenan wo mujhe tab dega jab mujhe zaroorat hogi

Tum haaro ya jeeto, Hamain tumse pyar hai…!!

Kyon K

Kal tumhari waja se pura din light bhi nahi gayi aur chutti bhi mil gayi

Awam sabar se kaam le…
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Pakistan ko cup ki nahi, Roti, Kapra aur Makan ki zaroorat thi…

Mene paisay le liye hain, Yousuf Raza Gilani

Usne mere mobile se meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya FARAZ…
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Aur aaj wo apni hi behen ko msg kar k khush hota hai

Aye Allah Tu apni cricket team ki laaj rakhna… Kyon K is me

4 TERE apne naam hain… Wahab, Hafeez, Rehman, Razzaq

2 TERE Nabiyon k naam hain… Younis, Shoaib

2 Khaleefa k naam hain… Umar Gul and Umar Akmal

1 Laqab e Ali (Asad) hai

Aye Allah in tamam namon k sadqay apni team ko kamiyab kar day.. Ameen

Ek sahabi ne Hazoor Sallalah-o-Alaehi Wasallum se pucha k hamain kaisay pata chalega k hamari namaz qubool hogayi hai?

Ap Sallalah-o-Alaehi Wasallum ne jawab diya k, “Jab agli namaz perhne ka khud dil chahay ga”.

Mohaali ka maidaan, Sirf 11 Pakistani aur 70,000 Indians,

Phir bhi fiza me ek hi naara…

Upar chatri neechay saaya

Bhaag Dhoni Shahid Aya

Funny MCQ

Pakistan vs India in semi final next wednesday, which team will lose the match?

a) India
b) Bharat
c) Hindustan

Fluffy & soft outside,

Creamy and yello inside,

Gift of summer season,

Aa raha hai na moon me pani? Guess what it is?
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Moti Tazi CHUPKALI

Ek shaks dost ki shadi mein gaya, Doston ne usay buhut mara

Per kyon?

Pepsi pee kar dulhay se bol raha hai k,

Suhag raat k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo…!!!