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Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl

she says, “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl, “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl, “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.
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A couple was sitting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.

BOY:Janu agar bura na mano to me bhi?

GIRL: Ok Par sambhal k Kutta kahin kat na le…

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin

Friend: Last year she was my cousin

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Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks
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FOR THE WARNING!

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Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,

Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,

Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,

Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,

Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……

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DEVDAS in 2010..

- Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do.

- Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do.

- Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

- Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

- Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

- Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
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Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?

Larki: Ooh Shit..

Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya.
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