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Pathan London me double-bus me betha, conductor ne usay ooper bhej diya.

Pathan bhag kar neechay wapas aya aur bola,

“Marwaega kia? ooper to driver hi nahi hai?”

Newton: How to write 4 in between 5?

China: Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

USA: Wrong Question!

India: Don’t ask foolish question!

UK: Not interested

From Pakistan – Pathan: Here’s the answer: F (IV) E

Newton shocks – Pathan rocks

Pathan darakht pe ulta latka hua tha,

Wife: Tum darakht pe kyon latka hai?

Pathan: Sir dard ki goli khayi hai, kahin PAIT main na chali jaye.

Ghar mein 1 boond pani nahi naam SAMUNDAR KHAN

Pura mahina nahata nahi naam GULAAB KHAN

Height 2ft ki naam BULAND KHAN

Her jurm main shamil naam SHARAFAT KHAN

Khoon dekh kar bhagta hai naam BAHADUR KHAN

Jaib main 1 paisa nahi naam DAULAT KHAN

Wah re pathan teri shaan

Ek Pathan new car laya aur dost ko bola:

Yara is per kuch aisa likho k pata chalay ye Pathan ki car hai.

Dost ne charon darwazon pe likh diya :

Darwaza bahar ki taraf kholein

Pathan kisi lerki k ghar rishta le kar gaya.

Lerki k parents: Hamari beti abhi perh rahi hai.

Pathan: Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad ajaye ga

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.

Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kiun mara ?

Pathan bula: O yara main jis se bhi puchta k tum phone pe kis se baat kar raha he to wo kehta .

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Teri bhabhi se.

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwa raha tha

Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai…

Ek Pathan job k lye form fill kar raha tha, form mein ek option tha k aap ka star kya hai?

Pathan ki samajh me nahi aya. Usne kisi aur k form main dekha. Us ne apne star k option me Cancer likha tha.

Pathan ne kuch socha, or phir us option ki jagah per BAWASEER likh diya

4 Pathanon ne mil kar petrol pump khola

1 bhi customer nahi aya. Kyon?

Petrol pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi floor pe aik restaurant khola.

1 bhi customer nahi. Kyon?

Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li

1 bhi sawar na hua. Kyon?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai, Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya

But taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyon?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia

Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Kyon?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!