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Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega
Terey merey darmiyaan bas ek khalaa reh jaayega

Aks beh jaayenge saarey dhoop ke sailaab mein
Aur koye paaniyoun mein jhaankta reh jaayega

Mujhko merey humsafar, aisa safar darpesh hai
Raasta kat bhi gaya tou faasila reh jaayega

Laug so jaayenge khaamushi ki chadar odh ker
Chaand sooney aanganoun mein jaagta reh jaayega




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Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey
bahoun mein apni sama lou mujhey

Bin tumharey aik pal bhi ab kat-ta nahin
Tum aa ker mujhi say chura lou mujhey

Meri sab say gehri khuwahish hou puri
Tum agar pass apnay bula lou mujhey

Yeh kaisa nasha hai jou behka raha hai
Tumhara hoon mein tou sambhalo mujhey

Najanay phir kaisay guzrey gi zindagani
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey




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jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta
bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta

bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki
ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta

ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka
woh piar se chehra mujhe toot kar bikharne nahi deta

shayad janta hai woh bhi in ankhon main ansuon ka sailab hai
jane kiun phir bhi woh in ansoun ko girne nahi deta

mujh se kehta hai main to mar jaon ga tumhare bina
main zinda hon ab tak woh mujhe marne nahi deta




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Bharosa toot janay se zara pahlay bata daina
Mujhay tum azmanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Kisi heelay bahanay se zara pahlay bata daina
K mujh ko tum bholanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Zamin ke rait pe tum ne mohabbat se likhi thi jo
Woh tahrerain mitanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Mairay dilber k is dill pr main rakh loon zabt ka pathar
Suno daman churanay se zara pahlay bata daina
Kisi bhe mor pe Mohsin bura pao agar mujh ko
zara pahlay bata daina ....




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Main Tera Aitbar Karta Hun
Is Liye Intezar Karta Hun.

Raaz Rakhna Tha Teri Chahat Ko
Tazkare Bar Bar Karta Hun.

Bhool Sakta Nahi Agar Chahon
Kyun k Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hun.


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Mohabbaton K Nisaab Jesa
Woh Ik Chehra Kitab Jesa.

Mahekta Hai Mere Qalb-o-Jaan Me
Woh Shaks Khilte Gulab Jesa.

Yaqeen Bhi Hai Woh Mere Dil Ka
Gumaan Bhi Hai Saraab Jesa.

Woh Bansuri Hai Jo Hont Rakhon
Jo Dekhon Chhoo K, Rubab Jesa.

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Uski maasoom nigahein jaise meri nazron se mili
Uske hothon pe khamosh si harkat thi

AAB-E-DEEDAH se meri bebasi yun byaan hui
Zamaane ke shor mein yun aakhri mulaqaat anjaam hui.




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Tum jo khwaaboun mein kah gaye they roz aaney ko
Mout aatee hai baarhaa mujhey sulaaney ko

Yun to, gunchah bhi bikharney key liye khiltaa hai
Log kahtey hain khataawaar par zamaaney ko.




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Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein
Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga

Khuvabon aur Khyaalon Mein
Mera hi Chehra Tarasha Ho ga

Raah Chaltey jo us ko
Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga




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Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya
Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab
Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya


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Saath chalne main jo maza hota
Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota

Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat
Saath apne koi chala hota




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Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana

Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana

Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana

Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana




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Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye
Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo
Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein
Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai




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Bas ek zara khayal iss dosti ka ha
Warna bohut gila teri berukhi ka tha

mujko laga main be teri zindagi mai hoon
Per yeh tho koe dhoka meri saddgi ka tha




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tumhain rusva karun aisa to hargiz ho nai sakta
tumhari yad hi dil ko bhot be-chain rakhti hy

tumhain pane ki aik mohum si umeed rehti hy
mai apni sargazishton se tumhain agah kr betha




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Udaas nahi hona kyonki me saath hu,
Saamne na sahi par aas-paas hon,

Palko ko band karo jab bhi dil me dekhoge,
Mein har pal tumhaare sath sath hon.




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Jo Haadsay Yah Jahan Meray Naam Kerta Ha
Meraa Shaour Unhein Nazr-e-Jaam Kerta Ha

Hamaray Chaak Greibaan Say Khailnay Walo!
Humein Bahaar Ka Soraj Salam Kerta Ha




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us ko juda hue bhi zamana bahut hua
ab kya kahen ye qisa puranaa bahut hua

dhalti na thi kisi bhi jatun se shab-e-firaq
ai marg-e-nagahan tera ana bahut hua




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tum aur fareb khao bayan-e-raqib se
tum se to kam gila hai ziyada nasib se

goya tumhari yad hi mera ilaj hai
hota hai pahron zikr tumhara tabib se

barbad-e-dil ka akhri saramaya thi umid
vo bhi to tum ne chhin liya mujh garib se

dhundla chali nigah dam-e-wapasi hai ab
a pas a ke dekh lu tujh ko qarib se




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chand nikle kisi janib teri zebai ka
rang badle kisi surat shab-e-tanhai ka

daulat-e-lab se phir ai khusraw-e-shirin-dahan
aj riza ho koi harf shanasai ka

dida-o-dil ko sambhalo k sar-e-sham-e-firaq
saz-o-saman baham puhuncha hai ruswai ka




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Mainbhi khamosh nigahon say usay dekhta hoon,
Wo bhi chupke say kabhi aa k sada deti hai,

Kya khabar kal ki magar hamne suna hai aksar,
Rafta rafta yeh ada pyar barha deti hai.......!!!




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Zikr-e-ulfat jab chala ek hadsa yaad aagaya,
Zakham dilke has diye wo bewafaya yaad aagaya,

Is tarah na guzri dardke maron ki raat,
Dard kuch itna badha bus khuda yaad aagaya...




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Dostee ghazal hai gungunaanay kay liyee,
Dostee naghma hay sunanay k liye,
Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,
Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..



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kuch din tou basso mayree aankhon mein
fir khawaab ager hoo jaoo tou kiyaa

koee rang tou do meray chehray ko
fir zakham ager mehakao tou kiyaa

ik aiyeena thaa soo tooot gayaa
ab Khood say ager sharamaoo tou kiyaa

mein tunhaaa thaa mein tunha hooN
tum aaoo tou kiyaa naa aaoo tou kiyaa


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"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)

2 chiryo ki love story

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola:
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.
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a guy nd a gal wer sitting together

A guy nd a gal wer sitting together..
(( both wer best friendz))
Guy takes out a rose..!
Gal...hmm.kiske liye laaya hai???.!..
.Guy.smiles... dis iz for mi princess.!.but i just can't give it to her.!..
Gal...try atleast.!.she'll b happie.!..
GuY..gets up...nd goes away.!.
Gal.. hey..ur rose...yu left it here.!..
Guy..I told yu "It'z for mi princess".!.. :) ♥ ♥
*Blush* *Blush* !!. :):)
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there was a girl and a boy

There was a girl and a boy.
girl proposed the boy and boy agreed.....

girl always used to say that my heart is not mine its always with you....
& I am living without heart......
...
after few month girl said that i cant marry you
becoz my parents are not allow me but

we'll be frnds 4evr.
after few months girl got married another boy..

after 2 days of her wedding,girl looking her wedding gifts.
she came across a gft & start crying

the gft was d heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood...
the lid of the jar was attached with the paper

written on it..

''hey stupid ur heart is with me na than what will u give to ur husband?
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a little but sweet love story

"A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)
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boy a girl were playing hide seek

How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".!
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boy was following a girl

Boy was following a Girl.

GIRL-why r u folowin me?

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I'm in Love wid u!

GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

BOY luks-dere's no 1...

GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->

MORAL- True Love is rare... :)
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 you deserve success

When You Truly Believe
That
You Deserve Success
Your Mind Will Automatically
Generate Ways To Achieve It . . .

Have A Blessed Day.
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 facts of life..


- Ur Fav Song Will Say More Abt U,
Than Ur Mouth Ever Will..!

- The Day U Learn How Not to Cry;
Is The Day U Learn To Hate..!

- Blessed Are Those
Who Can Give Without Remembering,
& Talk Without Forgetting..!

- A Friend Is;
Someone U Tell Ur Stories,
But A Best Friend Is One;
Who's In All Those Stories..! :)
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 better option vs other option

"People Don't Change
When You Tell Them A

'Better Option'.

They Change Only When
They Realize That
There Is No

"Other Option.

(Hitler).
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Lets c how much u know abt me.

Q.1- my B'day.

Q.2- what word i say most.

Q.3- i Love.

Q.4- i Hate.

Q.5- my bad Habit.

Q.6- my quality dat attracts u
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Young Girl Praying To God:
Plz Give me A Cute Boyfriend On up Coming
Valentines DAy


God Replied:
Sorry already 2 Million Girls r waiting 4
crazy MALIK.
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"SMS SLAM BOOK"
Name :
Age :
Pet name:
Fav.food:
Fav.hero:
Fav.heroin:
Fav colour:
Fav song:
Best friend:
Lover name:
Words abt me: pls,fill&Send me.
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TOuching wOrds Of a frnd whOse heart was brOken by his best frnd:
"Im nOt upset dat yu lied 2me, im upset dat 4m nw Onwrds i cant belive you.
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Days are too busy,

Hours are too fast,

Seconds are too few,

But there's always time

For me to remembr

A nice frnd like YOU..!
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What is my point?
A) smile
B) look
C) dress
D) language
E) voice
F) eyes
G) silence
H) style
I) Heart
J) character
K) Nothing
L) behaviour
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Close ur eyes,

think about ur lovable person n moment spent with them.

Then watch ur lips will automatically get smile..!
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Ki hoya je lag gayi mehndi,
aapan v sehra sajaawange,
saanu pata si tu saade naseeb vich nahi,

hun teri choti bhain fasaawange.
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G karda a tere naina da ek supna ban k tut java.

teri palka di dahliz te ek athru ban ke sukk java.

main rasta bna teri manzil da.

tenu manzil mile main muk java.
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Sade nain terian rahwan utte rehnde ne,

sach jani tere bhulekhe sanu har tha painde ne.

Asin v teri gali mud nhio auna,

tenu v tan pata lagge udeek kihnu khnde ne.
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Muskan tere hoton se kahin jaye na,

Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,

Pura ho tera har khwab,

Aur jo pura na ho woh khwab kabhhi aaye na.
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See how desi jatt proposed a girl-

Teri surat local bus vrgi,mera ticket kataun ni ji krda,

teri tor sohniye saadi majh vrgi,mera sangal paun nu jee krda

Give marks for me:
Look- ?/10
Character-?/10
Dressing- ?/10
Talk-?/10
Style- ?/10
Attitude-?/10
Anger- ?/10
As a frnd ?/10
Reply must.. achappu4u
Ignore if am nothing to u.

"When the world brings you down on ur knees...

Remember that you are in a perfect position to pray.."

Muhammad (PBUH) Says:-
Tum ma se behtar wo ha jo apne Ghar walo k lia behtar ha or Ma apne ghar walo k lea sub se bahtar hun

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Ghazab ki nigah sey na dekh mujhey aey dozakh,
Bara raheem hay wo jis ka gunahgar hon main


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Pooja gaya jo us ko magar woh khuda nahi....
K dast to rakhta ha per dast-e-atta nahi....

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Yaa rab zindagi main ek baar
Tairay mehboob ka didar nasheeb farma

(Ameen)

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 Bohat muqadas hai mairay piyaray NABI k kadmoo ki dhool,
Kash k is dhool ka koi zarra mari qabar ki zeenat ban jaye…
(Subhanallah)

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 Haq ko pakar ta k tujhe baatil se rehai milay Tujhe akhtiyar hay khuwah batil ko chhor kat haq tak rasai hasil kar ya haq par mutawajah ho kar batil se chutkara hasil kar (Hazrat Molana Room RA)

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Jo guroh apni tabiyat k kunway min qaid hay, Hamesha apne kamalaat par naz karta hay, Jab tak woh apne khayalaat e baatila ko tark na karen gay aor aoliyae Allah ki ataat na karen gay is kunway se nahin nikal sakte aor maqsoode haqiqi ko nahin pa sakte,(Hazrat maolna room ra)

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Morning is not only sunrise, But a Beautiful Miracle of ALLAH,
That defeats the darkness and spread light
May Everyday spread light in Ur whole life
AMEEN

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Morning is not only sunrise, But a Beautiful Miracle of ALLAH,

That defeats the darkness and spread light
May Everyday spread light in Ur whole life
AMEEN

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 Welc(-,-)Me A New
M(-,-)Rning
With A
Smile(-,-)N Ur Face
L(-,-)Ve In Ur Heart
Gud Th(-,-)Ughts In Ur Mind U Will Hav A W(",")Nderful Day G(",")(-:-)D M�RNING



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 A smile is like a Sim card

Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …

Good morning

Keep smiling

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Good morning,
From the sunrise of sun,
Wish you have you all day in the fun,
God save you from the gun,,


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When u face problems in life,
Dont ask GOD to take them away
Ask Him to show His purpose
Ask ways how to live

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Never explain yourself to anyone

Because,

The person who likes you

Doesnt need it,

And the person who dislikes you

Wont believe it


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Nothing to wish nothing to say…
Always be happay thats my pray…
Live for nothing but die for somthing…


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When sadness fills inside you, Remember i will be there…
When this crazy world will hurt you, Remember i will fight for you…
When you feel like sharing, Remember i will listen to you…
But the only thing i want is your smile :-)


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Love is life
Life is beauty
Beauty is one
Only you
You only you

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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
_____________________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai
______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai
_______________________________Tension hai to Concern hai
__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

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perfection is not achieved completely by anyone in the world but if u keep chasing perfection somewhere on the way u may catch excellence

losing in life and regaining what u lost makes u the most confident person, because u are no more afraid of losing.... as now u realise your ability to regain...


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It’s so nice to have a daughter like you
who brings happiness to the family,
That’s why, on Daughter’s Day,
you’re wished all of the wonderful things you deserve
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
Happy Birthday
who brings happiness to the family,
That’s why, on Daughter’s Day,
you’re wished all of the wonderful things you deserve
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
Happy Birthday

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A daughter is the happy memories of the past,
the joyful moments of the present,
and the hope and promise of the future.
Happy Birthday to a wonderful Daughter

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 Today and always,
you’re thought of with more love and pride than you can imagine.
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
“Happy Birthday ”
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I missed your birthday (it doesn't mean I don't care)
I feel rotten that I missed your birthday
Oops (I or we) Missed Your Birthday
Belated Birthday Greeting for Kids
Happy Belated Birthday
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May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party?
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair?!!

Belated Happy Birthday

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Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl

she says, “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl, “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl, “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.
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A couple was sitting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.

BOY:Janu agar bura na mano to me bhi?

GIRL: Ok Par sambhal k Kutta kahin kat na le…

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin

Friend: Last year she was my cousin

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Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that,

I will be yours forever.

Boy: Thanks
.
.
.
FOR THE WARNING!

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Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,

Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,

Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,

Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,

Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……

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DEVDAS in 2010..

- Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do.

- Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do.

- Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

- Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

- Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

- Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
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Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?

Larki: Ooh Shit..

Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya.
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Pathan London me double-bus me betha, conductor ne usay ooper bhej diya.

Pathan bhag kar neechay wapas aya aur bola,

“Marwaega kia? ooper to driver hi nahi hai?”

Newton: How to write 4 in between 5?

China: Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

USA: Wrong Question!

India: Don’t ask foolish question!

UK: Not interested

From Pakistan – Pathan: Here’s the answer: F (IV) E

Newton shocks – Pathan rocks

Pathan darakht pe ulta latka hua tha,

Wife: Tum darakht pe kyon latka hai?

Pathan: Sir dard ki goli khayi hai, kahin PAIT main na chali jaye.

Ghar mein 1 boond pani nahi naam SAMUNDAR KHAN

Pura mahina nahata nahi naam GULAAB KHAN

Height 2ft ki naam BULAND KHAN

Her jurm main shamil naam SHARAFAT KHAN

Khoon dekh kar bhagta hai naam BAHADUR KHAN

Jaib main 1 paisa nahi naam DAULAT KHAN

Wah re pathan teri shaan

Ek Pathan new car laya aur dost ko bola:

Yara is per kuch aisa likho k pata chalay ye Pathan ki car hai.

Dost ne charon darwazon pe likh diya :

Darwaza bahar ki taraf kholein

Pathan kisi lerki k ghar rishta le kar gaya.

Lerki k parents: Hamari beti abhi perh rahi hai.

Pathan: Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad ajaye ga

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.

Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kiun mara ?

Pathan bula: O yara main jis se bhi puchta k tum phone pe kis se baat kar raha he to wo kehta .

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Teri bhabhi se.

Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwa raha tha

Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai…

Ek Pathan job k lye form fill kar raha tha, form mein ek option tha k aap ka star kya hai?

Pathan ki samajh me nahi aya. Usne kisi aur k form main dekha. Us ne apne star k option me Cancer likha tha.

Pathan ne kuch socha, or phir us option ki jagah per BAWASEER likh diya

4 Pathanon ne mil kar petrol pump khola

1 bhi customer nahi aya. Kyon?

Petrol pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi floor pe aik restaurant khola.

1 bhi customer nahi. Kyon?

Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li

1 bhi sawar na hua. Kyon?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai, Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya

But taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyon?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia

Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Kyon?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

Agar Main Mar Jaon , Meri Mayyat K Qareeb Mat Aana ..

Kyon K Us Waqt Mere Hath Tumhare Aansoo Ponchne K Lye Nai Uthy Ge

L O V E
Is That Beautiful Forest …

Where Brave
T I G E R S

Are Killed By The Attractive
…Eyes Of Beautiful
D E E R S

Do you know what is difference between your smile and my smile?

You smile when you are happy,

and,

I smile, when I see YOU happy…

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Any man can love a million girls
but only a real man can love one girl in a million ways.

Getting wat u love is success,
loving what u get is compromise,
loving wheather you get it or not is true love,
and loving even after being sure u won’t get is pure love

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai.

Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain, Jinhe yad kar k dil khush hojata hai
Or jinko bhulana na mumkin hai, Ap unhi me se ek ka msg per rahay hain

Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

New style of proposing a girl.

Apke paon buhut khoobsurat hain,

Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you

Touching Lines By True Lover:

Even Though You Never Loved Me

I Always Kept Smiling Because…

I didnt Want People To Blame You… As A Reason Behind My Tears…!!!

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy:Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

Superb Love Quote By A Broken Lover:

You hurt me more than I deserve.

It is just because

I loved You more than you deserve.

Aaj Mohabbat Se Yaro Mulaqat Ho Gayi

Meri Dilki Baton Mein Wo Kho Gayi

Jab Pucha Mene Ke Aati He Yad Meri?

To Khamosh Ho kar Meri Bahon Mein Sogayi

IF GIRL IS IN LOVE

Her parents ask: who is that IDIOT?

IF BOY IS IN LOVE

His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl?

MORAL: No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots…

Umeed aisi ho jo jeeny ko majboor karey

Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor karey

Mehak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki

Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor karey

Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,

Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,

Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,

Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,

Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……

Ek Dua Maangate Hai Apne Bhagwaan Se,
Chahate Hai Aapki Khushiya Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasrat Puri Ho Aapki Aur
Aap Muskuraye Dil-O-Jaan Se.